Michael Stephens spotted my use of “Computer Says No” catch phrase from Little Britain – http://tametheweb.com/2006/02/computers_say_no_it_says_no.html

I stopped using this when I tried it at a conference in Holland, and nobody got the gag.

But I still sometimes use the line “Rather than the binary view of IT folk Yes/No, we need to engage with the Hegalina dialectic so conceisely articled oin the Pollardian phrase ; Yeh, but no, but yer, like'”.